Amazing Calculation

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS



Smart man + smart woman = romance



Smart man + dumb woman = affair



Dumb man + smart woman = marriage



Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy





OFFICE ARITHMETIC



Smart boss + smart employee = profit



Smart boss + dumb employee = production



Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion



Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime





SHOPPING MATH



A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.



A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.





GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS



A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.



A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.



A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.



A successful woman is one who can find such a man.





HAPPINESS



To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.



To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.





LONGEVITY



Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.





PROPENSITY TO CHANGE



A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.



A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.





DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE



A woman has the last word in any argument.



Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.











SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.



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